"d1ck" (d1ck) 05/02/2015 at 22:50 • Filed to: None

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So my girlfriend is getting a miniature poodle and says if enough people sign this petition she will name him Batman. Help me out and hit the button!

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RockThrillz89 > d1ck 05/02/2015 at 22:55

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Can I just vote with this comment? Not really digging having to create an account.

d1ck > RockThrillz89 05/02/2015 at 22:57

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I didn’t realize you had to create an account. That’s unfortunate.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > d1ck 05/02/2015 at 22:58

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Can we have a competing petition to have him named Mermaid Man or Barnacle Boy?

Two Drink Minimum > d1ck 05/02/2015 at 23:04

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Chalupa Batman

XJDano > d1ck 05/02/2015 at 23:07

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In before inevitable, “Batman, stop pooping on the carpet, you go potty outside!”

BorkBorkBjork > d1ck 05/02/2015 at 23:07

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You should name him something regal, such as:

His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Sir Barkington, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > d1ck 05/02/2015 at 23:08

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One more vote right here!

How about just do the voting system in the comments?

cornerslide > d1ck 05/02/2015 at 23:11

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Just once I want to hear someone tell Batman to stop humping someones leg.

d1ck > cornerslide 05/03/2015 at 01:30

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I will post a video if I can capture it. She gets him in June.